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Anaconda Rule

When your husband is accused of fooling around with strippers, it's the wife's duty to report that he is well-endowed.
Despite accusations of strippers, Fergie invoked the Anaconda Rule, as her reason to stand by her man. Amen to that, sister.
by prinmare November 12, 2009
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anaconda

have you heard anaconda
by gameslayer November 8, 2016
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AvaConnelly

Shes sooooooooooooooooooooooooo pogariffic and tge best minecraft player ever dantdm, tommyinnit, dream and many more want to be as good at minecraft as her shes also a big poo sometimes but i mean that is ok. Ava like to throw pepperoni on her friend Olivias flor.
guy 1: Omg did you see AvaConnelly at the big park?????//>..//

Ed Shheran: holy hell yes i did, she is so pog sh elook like the globgolgaboulab in a good way she looks like a captipliaer i took home and called geprge xoxo
by EDshetlandpnnynjjjjeeeeeefffff January 28, 2021
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Anaconda

A song people thought was shocking until they heard WAP.
I love Anaconda, it's probably my favourite song in The Pinkprint.
by Derxert June 1, 2021
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alaskan anaconda

Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.
"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"
by Peter Burke July 11, 2015
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Armenian Anaconda

by Hakop anaconda March 4, 2023
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Anaconda

It don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Dude, anaconda is my way of life.
by xSmile for me my lovex January 27, 2015
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