analysis

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

Analingus

The act of licking the anus

John Thomas loved giving derrek wheeler a reach arounnd while he was also giving him analingus.

by Angry Anderscum May 9, 2006

analinguish

noun: 1. Pretentious and empty language 2. Language spoken from one's ass.

At the party, Roderick tried in vain to impress the guests, speaking vacuously and boorishly in his native tongue, analinguish.

by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011

Meowspeak Analysis

This is how we will one day speak to our delectable kittens on a deeper level. We will measure the inflection of their Meowspeak and determine their emotions based off of this.

I just used Meowspeak Analysis to determine Meow Meowsons’ emotions. We are now best friends and can communicate seamlessly.

by Birdie Birdiekins October 15, 2019

Analingus

The same as cunnilingus (oral sex) but in the anal area.

I performed Analingus on my partner last night.

by Leakylemon October 21, 2018

Kowalski analysis

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.

Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.

by Invalnorious November 9, 2018

analingus

The art(?) of cunnilingus but applied to the anal opening.

I would love to have you round to my place so you could practice your analingus

or

"You cunning analinguist!", she screamed...

by Anal Linguist February 16, 2006