Anaconda Death Choke

when one is getting head, he wraps his balls around the other person's neck and shoves his dick down their throat

No example of Anaconda Death Choke

by iheartbjs March 23, 2009

baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

anabela

a girl who is usually very out going and isn't afraid of very much, someone who will do some of the most ridiculous things to humor her friends and for the joy in herself

anabela just asked that guy a billion questions just to make him uncomfortable

by infinity00 March 15, 2014

Anacondump

When a few days have passed and you still have not defecated. When the opportunity finally arises your stool will coil the bowl and be of massive height and weight. It will start to resemble the Eunectes Murinus or Anaconda that live in South America, mainly in the Amazon and Orinoco basins

Dude, you're not gonna believe the dump i just took it was so long it had to have been an Anacondump!

by jeffisontheluse March 28, 2010

Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

Anaconda Brothers

A slang term used among gay men to refer to other men who have been topped by the same dick.

And how are you two friends?

Oh, we hooked up with the same top seperately. We're anaconda brothers.

by Conrad 31rd1e July 4, 2017

asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

by danofiremano December 7, 2013