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Impressively Rude

when someone you have not seen in a while, like a rediscovery on facebook from 20 years ago from the 5th grade and you are now in your thirties posts..."wow, I didn't recognize you without the glasses, bad haircut...etc...you look great now" translation... "wow, you used to be very ugly in the 5th grade and now you look, well, wow, YOU LOOK GREAT...." impressively rude is when you compliment someone on how they look now in such a way that you insult how they used to look in the process....
Random re-aqaintance to someone they have not seen in a while..

old friend "wow, you look so great now, I barely recognized you because you used to be so fat".
you "um, thanks...I think".

You re-tell the story to an existing friend...so and so was impressively rude when I saw her telling me how great I look now... how fat did she think I was before?
by The one and only Pinksnout December 12, 2009
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aggressive avoidance

The act of not being in the same place as another person (i.e. avoiding, ghosting) in such a ridiculous manner to blatantly demonstrate that the absence is not circumstantial, but a deliberate choice.

Aggressive avoidance involves tactics that often appear to harm the doer more than the receiver. However, the avoider's self-inflicted pain or inconvenience is offset by the thrill he/she gets from blowing the other person off.
Janet: Does your roommate still live here? I haven't seen her in the hallway for the past few weeks and her car isn't here.
Tiffany: Oh, she still lives here. Look at her scaling side of the apartment building to get into her window. Her aggressive avoidance is because she lost a fight with me. Silly bitch.
by The Dumpstress October 11, 2018
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aggressive bullpen session

I asked ted if he wanted to stay for another drink. Said he was going home for an Aggressive bullpen session after being turn down by the chick at the bar.
by Tonytoucha January 28, 2019
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Passive Aggressive

passive aggressive
A defense mechanism that allows people who aren't comfortable being openly aggressive get what they want under the guise of still trying to please others. They want their way, but they also want everyone to still like them.
Jane: It's time to go, we really should get going now.

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh...okay. I just...well okay, I GUESS we can leave now.

Jane: Ann, do you want to stay? Is that what you're trying to get at?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Huh? Oh no, we can leave if YOU want. I just didn't get to do everything I wanted to do yet, but no no, we can go I guess.

Jane: God dammit Ann! Fine, we'll stay, are you happy?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh okay! Yeah! That sounds great too!
(Ann got her way without having to openly ask for it)
by Miltonation March 16, 2008
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Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"
Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs
by B_Rayne November 6, 2010
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aggressive power bottom

When conducting anal sex, usually homosexual, the receiver maintains control of the act by aggressively taking it in the doo doo pus while looking back at it
Hey Steve, I'm looking for an aggressive power bottom this weekend to really rock my world.
by Sugar dick May 4, 2016
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pussy-aggressive

A version of 'passive- aggressive' for those who can appreciate the fusion of modern and antiquated vernacular. If one takes the term 'pussy' to be synonymous with weak, then this is the weakling's way of showing aggression, while avoiding confrontation.
When someone talks shit about someone else instead of 'to' someone else, this is pussy-aggressive.
by Mr. Flava August 17, 2008
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