Irish Alzheimer's

The inability to recall a vast majority of the previous night due to the large amount of alcohol consumed.

"Dude what happened last night? I have a case of the Irish Alzheimer's."

by LazyBeardedGuy December 9, 2017

White People Alzheimer's

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018

Mr. Alzheimer's

A insult that is said to people who dont know how they got or did it or just didn't remember.

Jamesthegreat5:How did i get to level 35 i just played.
Gheod2:Welcome back Mr. Alzheimer's

by Spoon ands Bananas May 31, 2018

Irish Alzheimers

Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.

O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.

by T-Bob Corvus April 21, 2018

New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.

Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."

by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

Wehn Inspector Gadget reaches his twilight years.

Go Go Gadget Alzheimers

by Ear-Fuck February 20, 2009

alzheimer

Verb. To forget a crucial detail.

„I was planning a birthday party but I alzheimered sending out the invites.“

„My mom has dementia and she alzheimered my wife‘s name.“

by SwissNationalist March 12, 2025