Altoona

A town in Pennsylvania that people from out of town call quaint and people from the area know it as hell. If you take the bad part of a small city like Pittsburgh that is roughly the size and appeal of Altoona. Yes, the best definition for Altoona is, other than the metropolis of Blair County, a town with the largest drug problem per capita of any city in Pennsylvania, and the highest depression rate. Though, Johnstown was deemed the most depressing city, it was only because the people in Altoona were far too depressed to get out of bed and vote. Furthermore, Altoona is the only place on Earth where drive-by shootings are so pathetic a person can fire fifty bullets into a car and cause no damage to the driver.

I thought about going to Altoona but decided casturation seemed more appealing.

by Leeward December 10, 2007

Astronautalis

The best deep underground rapper. Known for his deep rhymes and different beats. He takes Eminem's title for best white rapper.

Astronautalis has some tight ass rhymes!

by Schuyler January 17, 2005

Astronot

A name used for a person who pays to travel to space. But has no traditional astronaut training.

In 2021, the first astronots travelled to space, such as Sir Richard Branson.

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Astronaut Highschool

Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.

Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.

by cheerihOes September 6, 2021

arsehole astronaut

A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.

Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.

by neil armstrong April 9, 2008

alton towers

home to nemesis, oblivion, air, ripsaw, corkscrew, rita, spinball, enterprise...etc

best theme park in the UK

by emily laura June 27, 2005

Alton

Alton \a-lton, al-ton\ as a boy's name is pronounced ALL-tun. Jamaican origin. Boys with this name tend to be quite hansdome and endearing. They are strong willed and kind at heart. They tend not to pre-judge because they, themselves, are not insecure. Easy to fall in luv/love with. Therefore, they name may be used to describe someone with these traits.

"Wow, he is so sweet."

"Yeah, he's a total Alton"

"Uh huuuuuuh! That's for sure"

by bucksluvr December 29, 2011