by brockie March 24, 2008
Get the alonda mug.A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.
"Fernando Alonso."
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?
Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...
Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?
Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...
Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010
Get the Fernando Alonso. mug.A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.
by Random Al Saud May 26, 2008
Get the alonso mug.Alona? Oh my gosh! She's the most weird, annoying, clingy, sweet, amazing, teasing human being!
I can say Alona is a great prentender because you don't know whether she's really happy or sad. An Alona is expert in wearing mask in order for her to hide her feelings. She is caring and loving but sometimes that's too much of her that's why people think she is too attached.
People don't know that behind an Alona's smile is a sad human. She's the silent type inside their house but the kinda talkative in public.
---When you anger Alona she's the worst beast you'll encounter!
An Alona is an introvert person and also extrovert. When she is close to you and cares for you, then you are lucky creature because she will never leave no matter how many times you leave her.
She won't give up easily and it's inclined to her thinking ability because Alona is a professional overthinker!
But you're doomed when she's the one who will give up. SHE HAVE TRUST ISSUES and trust me you don't like to mess up with her!
Overall you'll be happy to be with her. If you know ALONA, hug her everytime you see her! Believe me she just want love, you don't know what's going on in her life.
I can say Alona is a great prentender because you don't know whether she's really happy or sad. An Alona is expert in wearing mask in order for her to hide her feelings. She is caring and loving but sometimes that's too much of her that's why people think she is too attached.
People don't know that behind an Alona's smile is a sad human. She's the silent type inside their house but the kinda talkative in public.
---When you anger Alona she's the worst beast you'll encounter!
An Alona is an introvert person and also extrovert. When she is close to you and cares for you, then you are lucky creature because she will never leave no matter how many times you leave her.
She won't give up easily and it's inclined to her thinking ability because Alona is a professional overthinker!
But you're doomed when she's the one who will give up. SHE HAVE TRUST ISSUES and trust me you don't like to mess up with her!
Overall you'll be happy to be with her. If you know ALONA, hug her everytime you see her! Believe me she just want love, you don't know what's going on in her life.
by -Writer--J January 30, 2020
Get the Alona mug.by Alonna M. January 6, 2008
Get the Alonna mug.An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times
Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"
by #09232018Dork4Life November 19, 2019
Get the Alonso Horros Duran mug.Sexy black god among gods even wesley bows down whom is gods of gods but yet the master of the universe lluvia does not she does not bow to anyone
Oh my gosh he's such an alonza its so attractive.
by lululluvia October 14, 2013
Get the alonza mug.