Allen

BIG HEART. SO CHARMING. SO FUNNY AND ONLY LIES IN NOT-VERY-SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS. LOVES LOWER CASE AND BETTING ON BASEBALL. GREAT PAINTER. PARTICULARLY GOOD AT COOKING FRIED RICE. VERY CONSIDERATE AND SOYYYYY CUTE. UNDER THE IMPRESSION THERE ARE 10 DAYS IN A WEEK… SHH, DON’T TELL HIM OTHERWISE.

*lil louise on the beat* : “Allen is a sex god”

by nunyabizness July 12, 2022

Allen

A poophead/ Buttface/ Turdnugget/ UNicorn/ Weirdo etc.

ALLENS A POOPHEAD!

by Emilee Ann! July 22, 2011

Allen

An old man

He's such an Allen... I'm kinda into it

by Seymorememes October 03, 2018

Allen

a fucking autist that has no social skills and never goes outside

Dude your such allen stfu i go outside

by Rapadexa April 29, 2020

Allen

Couldn’t even get an ace

Did you know allen? He was a legend but couldn’t get that last ace fam

by numblord September 04, 2018

Allen

A tiny japanese kid, also known as a 'Dawson' in some circles. he is a ninja with cock juggling.

"OMG IT'S SOOO FAST, IT'S LIKE 3 OR 4 SECONDS THEN IT'S GONE! - Allen

by Reuben W December 31, 2011

Allen

A little man with a little penis. Allen seems very confused about life. Allen gets no hoes and loves sucking fat cocks. Fuck off Allen.

Allen why is your penis so small you bitch

by Allen01 September 05, 2017