Alkaline Trio

a totally sweet band.
hell, im gonna go listen to them right now.

i'll drink this beer and write in fear of a song everybody hates. armageddon, let the light in. before we say goodbye, give us something to believe in. armageddon, were not beggin, for too much i dont think, need a goodbye kiss before we sink...
(armageddon by Alkaline Trio)

by teh fluffinator March 22, 2009

Alkaline Trio

Alkaline Trio are a really good band...they write really good songs with great lyrics and catchy tunes, and they're really talented.

I love you all Alkaline Trio fans!

by Kayleigh December 15, 2004

al-ka-zay

Something or someone who is really lame and tragic.

Playing mini golf might appear to be a novel way of wasting time but the truth is the whole experience is al-ka-zay

by Sealdewheel January 6, 2008

Alkaline Trio

One of the best bands ever.

Phara0h' and ultranonce were too busy fisting each other while listening to gayass black metal to appreciate the sheer greatness of Alkaline Trio.

by alkaline trio owns you all February 29, 2004

alkaline trio

A band that no-one seems to dislike. They are signed to the Vagrant record label.

Jill: I like Alkaline Trio.
Bill: What label are they on?
Jill: Vagrant records

by RyanM January 3, 2004

alkaline trio

one of the greatest bands to ever roam the face of this degenerate earth. and probably one of the most hated as well. alkaline trio will always be around and still hauling ass.

poseur chick: hey! what are you listening to?
Alk3 Fan: Alkaline Trio. You've heard?
poseur chick: Ummm...yeah. those are those 3 dudes i saw on MTV wearing makeup. i think the song was called "waste".
alk3 Fan:(infuriated) the song is "Time To Waste". and yeah i guess they were those dudes wearing makeup.
poseur chick: Yeah! they rock!
Alk3 fan: yes they do.....(mumbles under breath)..DUMBASS.

by mattskiba'sgirl June 12, 2005

Alkaline Trio

What could you say other than "WOW"

Alkaline Trio kicks more ass than a barrel of monkeys

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003