Alden

A tall, obese mixed race white kid that is always just kinda in the way. Alden takes up 2 seats wherever you are sitting and always has a racist joke to tell. Nevertheless, Alden is loyal to a fault. Unless, of course, you take his Twinkies

Hey can I sit with you at lunch today?
Sorry bro, there’s no room...Alden’s sitting with us today?

by toasted_ac January 25, 2019

Aldonio

As the name bearer knows, Aldonio is a very rare name. Aldonios are even rarer people. Sexy, witty, adventurous, and so cool. Street smart and wise ( except about who to make his wife/girlfriend.) He can talk and charm his way into and out of any situation. Impeccable manners-loved by everyone's parents. Loyal friend, giving person. He will always be loyal if you are deserving, and will always make sure you are taken care of. DO NOT ever give him a paint ball gun though.

He is so awesome to be around! He's for sure an Aldonio.

by this nickel aint wooden August 22, 2010

Jason Aldean

A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.

Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.

Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.

Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."

by ThePointe March 17, 2008

Aldon

Usually a big dicked dude who works on a farm. They usually like a cold beer by the countryside and nice campfires. If you have an Aldon then don't let him go, he's a pretty big catch ;)

You know the guy Aldon? Yeah he supposedly tackled a bull a couple days ago and there's not a scratch on him!

by ktracy019 May 22, 2019

Alieonic

something strange, unusual

Man that movie was Alieonic
I think Kara is Alieonic

by ZootieMac September 5, 2010

Aldon Hilter

The guy that brings you much joy when playing CS:GO. He only buys the Negev and unpolitely refuses to buy anything else as you lose 14-16 against 4 bots

Ah man, Aldon Hilter is on my team again. He only buys the fucking Negev.

by CUCLOVER August 22, 2022

dirty alden

When you get you’re penis stuck inside a quesadilla

Dang bro I’m sorry I was late I had a dirty Alden today.

by Yuhhhj April 15, 2020