albertsexual

albertsexual is when you have strong feelings for albert and would get run over by a bus for him.

hey look at shaun she is so ALBERTSEXUAL look at him she looks at him!

by tommyinnitisabigman January 5, 2021

Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode

Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"

by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013

The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion

The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.

Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

by ohiso.com October 13, 2006

AlbertsStuff

Flamingo (YouTuber) back when he was edgy and cursed.

OG Fan: Remember AlbertsStuff?
New Fan:What’s that?

by BigBlackCockadoodledoo August 21, 2022

albertsmerch

He's the best tiktok as he's the best he has infinite followers and stuff he made a cult and it's the best cult ever I hope you guys follow him if you don't I'll kill your guys anyways bye! me 🔪 hater

Hater: Albertsmerch sucks I hope he dies lol
Me: ... YOU'VE INSULTED THE WRONG PERSON MATE 🔪👦

by Fan of people September 12, 2021

albertstuff

SHHHHH WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

Person 1: yo have you seen what alberstuff didddd??

Person 2: HAHA! WHATS ALBERTSTUFF? HAHA!

by Get off of urban dictionary. January 19, 2025

Andrew Alberts

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team

"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"

by Memyself123 March 26, 2013