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autochronocoitus

The act of travelling through time and copulating with oneself; Intercourse with a chronologically distinct iteration of oneself.
Doc longed for a simpler time, when people didn't lock their front doors. It's much easier to sneak in and molest children when the doors aren't locked. After inventing the time machine, he travelled back in time and molested many children. Some believe Doc unwittingly commited autochronocoitus, which lead to his pedophilia.
by rectaculus March 5, 2009
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Auto Fap

you auto fap
check out the definition for "Auto Cum" because these are the same thing essentially
leyang: time to auto fap!
also leyang: watches furry porn
leyang: :confounded:
by i hate zero two May 6, 2021
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Janssen Auto Group

Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.
by Pt Cruiser Hater July 11, 2021
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Autobukkake

The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie: constructed in your parent's basement).
Johnny: "Where is Stanley today? I didn't see him at the office."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."
by mrjack9 September 15, 2010
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Auto-Tune

A software program created for those who have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, used by idiots who wouldn't know what real music was, even if it kicked them in the head repeatedly. Also applies to someone who believes music that relies on this technology is actual music, even though they are uneducated as to what real music takes to make.
"Did you hear (insert untalented "artists" name here, usually an egotistical rap "artist" who has no IDEA what music is)'s new "song"? He can't sing, so he relies on Auto-Tune to make him feel better about himself".
by WolfBlade68 June 21, 2013
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grand theft auto III

2001 PS2 game of the year
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Auto-Tune

The program that killed hip-hop. The program basically lets artists talk and auto-tune does the rest. Also has let many singers rise up in the industry when they have no talent.
"Y'all niggas singin too much, get back to rap ya T-Painin too much"- Jay-z- Death of Auto-Tune
by DOA=death-of-auto-tune February 17, 2010
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