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Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.
I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .
by P to the C September 21, 2017
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Affectious

A spreading of affection, similar to infectious.
Man, Ashley sure is affectious.
by PikeltheHero June 24, 2011
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Affentittengeil

Literally translated from German as Monkey Breast Horny. Used to describe something as "great" or supercool".
"I'd like you to meet my friend Gary. He's an affentittengeil guy."

"Wow, look at that horny monkey's tits. This German porn is affentittengeil!"

As a negative: That guy is such a loser. Nicht affentittengeil.
by madarencal May 7, 2013
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Facebook Display of Affection

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.
Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009
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affenstark

Used when some person or situation is ridiculously awesome.
"I'm gonna steal this car." "Aaahhh... affenstark!"
by MongoMonkey138 November 26, 2011
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Affectionship

An Affectionship is the in between of friendship and a relationship. You are not boyfriend and girlfriend but nor are you just friends. You have a deep affection for one another but have not yet made it official. An affectionship tends to lead to a serious relationship, so hold off on the DTR and let it take it's course.
Man: Are you and Courtney dating?
Man: Kind of, I really like her but it's more of an affectionship right now.

Woman: Chris just asked me out!
Woman: So what is this??
Woman: It's an affectionship, we like each other.
by lydiebiddie July 14, 2013
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Trent Affect

An instant stench, violently attacking the nostril region. Routing From one named Trent.
I'm feeling light headed, I think it's the trent affect.
by Jabralter Boigus October 8, 2018
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