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adulting degenerate 

When you can get your shit done and still have fun
Freakin adulting degenerate finished the marketing presentation in time to go to edc
adulting degenerate by NickNite August 11, 2023

Adulting network 

A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡
“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”

advanced adulting 

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.
"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
advanced adulting by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019

Adultling 

One who is legally an adult (18 years of age) but is still learning how to adult i.e. regularly make and eat quality food, keep living spaces clean, and do everything that your mom either had to nag you to do or just did for you.
Adultlings in college often seek the advice of full-grown adults about how to function in a responsible manner so they can fully transition into adult-hood. An adultling might say “how do I adult,” or “I suck at adulting.”
Adultling by Hanlizroose March 5, 2018

Adultling 

A young adult that is still figuring out how to navigate the world as an adult
She's still an adultling - learning how to manage her own health insurance the year.
Adultling by Ft716 October 4, 2016