Acherage – Noun - The pain in joints and muscles directly magnified proportional to how much work you have done. Applies to any sort of household chores relating to maintaining a home including, snow shoveling, gardening, landscaping, cleaning and painting. A small yard may have up to 10x s more acherage than its actual size.
He may have just weeded his backyard but Joe felt that the acherage in his back was that of a prison farm.
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Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD
Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos
Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.
Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD
Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos
Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.
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