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According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
According to all known laws of aviation pt 1

"Hey, did you know I memorized 1500 words of the bee movie script?"

"Why in the everloving FUCK would you do that?"

"Wanna hear it?"

"N-"

" According to all know laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!"
by Teiven December 8, 2020
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According to Sophocles, I gotta get outta here!!!

This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible, so you decide to turn to a famous playright to make yourself look educated and get out of the situation before it is too late!!!
"If you have a goat as a pet, it will eat everything!" "Well, DUH, that's why they call them goats!!!" OH god, according to Sophocles, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
by According to Sophocles... December 31, 2008
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Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021
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ROBLOXian According to the my made-up Lore.

Humanoids Used In The Game ROBLOX ,

ROBLOXians are Humanoids Who Can Wear Accessories That most of the time costs ROBUX a (bullshit) Currency used in this Universe., The body of a ROBLOXian is made but not limited to : Plastic And an Exo-Skeleton that provides them with in-human resistance such as Sword stabbings, bullets, Explosions etc.

But sometimes an explosion or a hard hit can rip a limb out of the body. The Robloxian acknowledges this but if its not its right arm he still can use weapons etc.

Warriors on this word are called ''Bloxxers'' Who are known to destroy everything or kill anyone in sight. There are the ODers too. but this is for another text. Anyway, Once a limb is teared off the body the robloxian can no longer attach it back.
*Bloxxer Blows up Robloxian's arm*
Bloxxer : Oh, Sorry Your ok?
Robloxian: Well we are robloxian's so i guess..Its fine
ROBLOXian According to the my made-up Lore.
by Ader123 July 3, 2017
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Used as a sarcastic sentence by nerds 🤓

I was bored, alright? - Rokosik
Bro! I just got into Harvard University! - Me
According to the molecular levels of the earth's atomic structure, this should not be possible - 🤓
by Rokosik November 3, 2022
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