Autosexual

Adjective denoting an intense sexual desire for oneself. Note that this desire can be combined with other forms. (A combination autophile and heterosexual, for example)

Damn, I just sprouted a big rubbery looking in the mirror. I must be getting autosexual.

by sum lanj? February 4, 2009

Abtastic

When you have beautiful abs and your not afraid to show it off.

Guy: woah look at that girls abs

Other Guy: Yea their abtastic!

by A Banana August 29, 2009

autosexual

Someone who has sex with only himself or herself.

Unwilling to risk STDS, yet having not given up completely on life, she has been an autosexual since her divorce.

by mzcoyote May 24, 2010

Absosmurfly

Better than absolutely.

The Smurfs (1958) used the word 'smurf' to replace (and improve) many words. 'Smurf' can replace any noun or verb and make it better.

Guy 1: This girl I'm dating is absosmurfly incredible.
Guy 2: Absosmurfly?
Guy 1: yeah man, BETTER than absolutely

by LesSchtroumpfs October 12, 2010

Abrosexual

Abrosexuality is a sexuality under the LGBTQ+ Community that means that one's sexuality will change over time. It might be rapid or slow. For example, an Abrosexual could be Bisexual tomorrow then Asexual the next day.

I'm Pansexual today, thought I was Asexual, but I guess I've changed again, sometimes it's confusing being an Abrosexual.

by Sle3pyFr0g April 21, 2022

autoscrobble

The act of letting your music player run unattended in order to increase your Last.fm play-count without actually listening to anything.

Cav autoscrobbled all night while he was asleep.

by Eriic December 26, 2007

Abrosephize

To make abroseph; the creation of an abroseph situation.

When people find out that she's crazy and that we went to the same school, they will think that I am crazy too. She is going to abrosephize my college experience.

My cousin is so annoying. Every time he visits he abrosephizes my entire day.

by Eminent June 14, 2011