absorbs

Adorable Abs.

He's such a hunk, I can't keep my eyes off of his absorbs!

by AgentKurt August 24, 2023

absorber yt

An amazing man who makes very entertaining content but still gets unnecessary hate.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.

hey do you watch absorber yt or on Twitch or Tik tok.
-No i don't

You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos

by Clemintine-the-moth August 10, 2021

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

self absorbant

when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them

it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant

by Slurp Master November 17, 2019

Absorbation

The sokaege of water in chile filds

The absorbation is slowing the water flow in the dirt

by Waternerd77 April 16, 2021

absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

by highschool45 May 13, 2023

COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.

He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.

by theNimja April 14, 2013