Absorbation

The sokaege of water in chile filds

The absorbation is slowing the water flow in the dirt

by Waternerd77 April 16, 2021

absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

by highschool45 May 13, 2023

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

absorbs

Adorable Abs.

He's such a hunk, I can't keep my eyes off of his absorbs!

by AgentKurt August 24, 2023

absorbing your nutrients

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023

Absorbic

To be essentially a sponge, to have the ability to absorb

This sponge is absorbic

by Jack2599 August 6, 2025

self absorbant

when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them

it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant

by Slurp Master November 17, 2019