assbag

1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole

Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.

by tr0n December 31, 2003

Assbadger

One who likes to badger up one other's ass trying to get something out of them.

(Not taken literally).

Stop asking me about it, you assbadger!

by Jordan Fumu April 30, 2004

assback

n. a position in any competitive sport
usually applied to the team fuck up
a.k.a. leftout a.k.a. benchwarmer

Little Johnny, the team fuck up, plays assback. When he gets up to get on the field the coach yells, "Get your <ass back> here!"

by Derek Harringtong December 18, 2006

Assbark

Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

by dillymax June 10, 2009

assbad

Having extreme appearance, attitude, or behavior that would have been considered admirable were it done deliberately.

To Keith Moon a car into a pool on purpose is badass. To Keith Moon a car into a pool by mistake is assbad.

by blankityblankblankblank July 22, 2012

Assball

When its hotter than hot

The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here

by Goofizz April 28, 2021

Assbastard

An arrogant prick lacking a father figure in his life.

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard

by Tyx2 November 20, 2007