Aardvarking ahrd-vahr-king ;
Aardvarked ahrd-vahr-kt
verb
To aardvark is to complete the following steps:
1. Put about 1 tablespoon of water in your mortar & pestle (or small bowl/dish) that is now littered with the final, hard-to-reach, hard-to-scrape remains of cocaine after a debaucherous night of having sex with your roommate’s sister and watching an entire season of “Trailer Park Boys.” Make sure the powdered remains are in the tiny pool of water
2. Take your plastic straw (which you had already stolen from a gas station and had cut into either 2 or 3 shorter straws, as aardvarkers are too hygienic, civilized and classy to use the filthy dollar bill in your wallet which contains 37 imperceptible traces of semen)
3. Vigorously snort these final remains of product
4. Revel in the 15 seconds of burning pain and discomfort
5. Now that you are undoubtedly the highest you’ve been all night, as aardvarking packs a powerful punch, you may begin constructing a plaque to hang in your office at work, which proudly states “I have aardvarked.”
You have just successfully aardvarked.
Aardvarked ahrd-vahr-kt
verb
To aardvark is to complete the following steps:
1. Put about 1 tablespoon of water in your mortar & pestle (or small bowl/dish) that is now littered with the final, hard-to-reach, hard-to-scrape remains of cocaine after a debaucherous night of having sex with your roommate’s sister and watching an entire season of “Trailer Park Boys.” Make sure the powdered remains are in the tiny pool of water
2. Take your plastic straw (which you had already stolen from a gas station and had cut into either 2 or 3 shorter straws, as aardvarkers are too hygienic, civilized and classy to use the filthy dollar bill in your wallet which contains 37 imperceptible traces of semen)
3. Vigorously snort these final remains of product
4. Revel in the 15 seconds of burning pain and discomfort
5. Now that you are undoubtedly the highest you’ve been all night, as aardvarking packs a powerful punch, you may begin constructing a plaque to hang in your office at work, which proudly states “I have aardvarked.”
You have just successfully aardvarked.
"Hey boss, I was gonna call in sick but after I started aardvarking, a thunderbolt of motivation struck me and I sprinted all the way here, blasting a Slayer album and I AM FUCKIN' READY TO SELL SOME CASKETS AND URNS!!! LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
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there are two fanous ardvarks:
1: Otis the ardvark. Old CBBC presenter (puppet) and copletely ruled the roost. Left there and started doing odd jobs on and off TV. (Live and Kicking, charaty fund-raisers)
has not been seen for a number of months/years
2: Arthur the ardvark. Star of cartoon on CBBC (arthur) with a teenage ardvark with big glasses and a 5 year old sister who likes cows. call it random. call it funny. call it rubbish, but it is still regularly shown despite many complaints about the lack of arthur's nose.
there are two fanous ardvarks:
1: Otis the ardvark. Old CBBC presenter (puppet) and copletely ruled the roost. Left there and started doing odd jobs on and off TV. (Live and Kicking, charaty fund-raisers)
has not been seen for a number of months/years
2: Arthur the ardvark. Star of cartoon on CBBC (arthur) with a teenage ardvark with big glasses and a 5 year old sister who likes cows. call it random. call it funny. call it rubbish, but it is still regularly shown despite many complaints about the lack of arthur's nose.
1: Otis was the best and i want him bck. *sniffs and gases remorefully into blankness*
2: WOTS WITH THE NOSE??? ARDARKS HAVE NOSES!!!!!!
2: WOTS WITH THE NOSE??? ARDARKS HAVE NOSES!!!!!!
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When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.
My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.
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"The aardvark is a medium-sized, burrowing nocturnal mammal native to Africa." - Wikipedia, as if anybody's surprised.
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Hey everyone Aardvark04 here. You may notice the video footage playing in the background is not of Geometry dash. And to be honest I've been pretty bored of GD recently. And so I haven't been uploading content for it either. Don't expect to see any Geometry dash content to be on here for a while, or until 2.2 comes out
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