asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

by mouthrat December 28, 2021

Mr. She’s just a friend

It’s Adrein in a nutshell ( Adrein from Miraculous Ladybug)

Person 1: I swear Mr. She’s just a friend will drive me insane

Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Adrein Agrest
Person 2: Oh

by Hopeanddespair2134🍄 May 20, 2021

just a friend

The guy that your girlfriend is fucking.

Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.

by bumbleclot May 19, 2009

she's just a friend

something the stupid pretty model boy says when talking about his "friend" marinette. like c'mon broski, stop being blind for two minutes and see that you love her

adrien: she's just a friend

the entire miraculous ladybug fandom: KAKJHFSAKJHFSAKJ

by notastraggotyouhoe June 27, 2021

Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

as a friend

means you can buy me things, put up with my bullshit, but you ain't getting laid.

Oh Steve, I just think of you as a friend, not someone I'd fuck or want to see naked.

by steve May 28, 2004

as a friend

The three words that let you know that your (near) intimate relationship has come to an end. Usually delivered from female to male, it is the defining phrase that lets the "dropped" individual finally know that it is OVER.

Donna told him gently, "Dave, you know that I have always been very fond of you; but, now, I want to continue our relationship as just a friend."

by Joe Neubarth March 29, 2005