Zooning

Happy as fuck... usually while intoxicated.

Y'all I'm zooning after those drinks.

by Vanna Bien September 27, 2017

Zopping

Lacking energy to walk in humid or damp weather.

I'm zopping after that walk round town.

by Torbay Tart June 17, 2018

Zooming

Zooming can mean one of these things:

1. overanalyzing.
2. Moving fast.
3. To expand a size.
4. To doze off

1. "-Hey dude i found something interesting here. ~Seriously, thats just a visual effect. Stop zooming."
2. "The airplane is zooming in the skies."
3. "-Do some zooming on that image."
4. "-Your son is always zooming in the classroom."

by RAZ369 December 3, 2018

Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

Zooning

Where you cut a zucchini (scientifically known as Cucurbita Pepo) in half, hollow it out, and then put your dick inside.

I caught my dad zooning in the bathroom last night after he wasn't satisfied by my mom's wide pussy

by soroushishot September 24, 2021

Zooming

The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away

"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."

by Zeeg009 January 11, 2022

Zooning

When two very hairy men rub their hairy ball sacks against each other to sprinkle a rain of pubes on a third person

Bro: "I can't believe you want to take your girlfriend zooning!"
Bro 2: "She loves that shit."

by LandlovinRabbit April 7, 2022