by MattZMA July 22, 2006
Get the zoist mug.A Zoidberg is when a friend gives you a hand job with a crab. He/she positions the crabs claw around your penis, and the friend then jerks the crab up and down. In essence, the Zoidberg is a dutch-rudder via crab claw.
Professor Farnsworth: "Good news everybody! I just got a Zoidberg!"
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
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The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired by the carapace of Dr. John Zoidberg M.D., as occasionally seen on the television show Futurama.
by Toxin August 17, 2007
Get the zoidbergs mug.A compulsory net addict, that is aware of their internet/computer addiction,
but does not care about the negatives.
but does not care about the negatives.
A zoid is a net addict, zoiding whatever keeps them,
whether it's an eventual addiction to file transferring, online gaming, downloading materials, pornography, programming, security & hacking, operating systems, sleep deprivation, different mediums of chat/IM, eBay, forums, email, web design/master & blogging, their desks, etc.
whether it's an eventual addiction to file transferring, online gaming, downloading materials, pornography, programming, security & hacking, operating systems, sleep deprivation, different mediums of chat/IM, eBay, forums, email, web design/master & blogging, their desks, etc.
by hiways August 1, 2004
Get the zoid mug.The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.
Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)
Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)
Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)
by keto4life April 1, 2012
Get the Zoidbergism mug.by Wagwaan1 December 5, 2020
Get the Zoish mug.Definition invented by the player MarcoTheDunker, he personally stated:
"When we used to lose 5v5 flex against gold II to plat IV players, I have thought this could be a good definition for players at that specific elo. So yeah, the Zoidburg-low elo is exactly that one, g2-p4, which is dogshit, considering I hit diamond for 4 seasons and I'm not even that brilliant as a player."
"When we used to lose 5v5 flex against gold II to plat IV players, I have thought this could be a good definition for players at that specific elo. So yeah, the Zoidburg-low elo is exactly that one, g2-p4, which is dogshit, considering I hit diamond for 4 seasons and I'm not even that brilliant as a player."
by marcothedunker December 14, 2020
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