Jesus: "HEY GUESS WHO ROSE FROM THE DEAD TODAY?...MEEEEE!!!"
God:"ZEUS!!!! (echoes) IM SO PROUD OF YOU SON!"
God:"ZEUS!!!! (echoes) IM SO PROUD OF YOU SON!"
by Morgan Derp April 30, 2011

by Au_glover13 April 26, 2011

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.
by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is
Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?
Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce
Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce
by antoniown January 19, 2011
