zapper

when you take a piss outside in the cold and blistering weather, then go back inside and ur penis hurts like hell

can also apply if u take a piss almost straight after drinking carbonated drinks

aw man i just had a zapper

by SebaliMotherTrucker November 03, 2023

Zapper

A member of the Twitch Streamer "Zapynubs" chat.

"Hey guys! Did you catch the new Zapynubs stream today?" "I sure did! I am such a zapper!"

"Why doesn't Zapy let us call ourselves the zappers.. It's really depressing."

by FrozeniumZ January 01, 2022

Zapper

when someone is more stunning than a stunner.

Beck: Oh my god this chick that I'm seeing is hot.
Chad: Bro is she a stunner?
Beck: Nah she's a Zapper

by cunninglingusqueen July 06, 2023

Zapper

Slang term for the microwave.

When you want to cook a cheese quesadilla, just throw it in the zapper.

by TOXIKMETAL May 22, 2023