zapper

using your middle and index finger in the vagina of you partner while inserting your pinky in her rectum for sexual pleasure

i.e. two in the pink one in the stink

billy grabbed her hair, spit in her mouth and gave her a zapper.

by Redbush January 6, 2006

zeppers

A word that rhymes 100% with peppers and yeppers.

To be a complete idiot.

Tiffany is a zepper.

by G August 30, 2004

Zapper

A very close friend who knows you inside and out and therefore has the power to cut you to the quick out of no where, catching you off guard and consequently causes you to question your very existence and doubt said friendship.

We're having a lovely conversation and out of no where she's such a zapper!

by TDogShades December 14, 2016

zappercrat

One who, lacking any real credibility, tries to provide some legitimacy for themselves by amassing random phenomenon. Are often old, sad, old men.

Thurman: That guy who started that eggcorn site? Total zappercrat.

by Yamantaka Eye November 9, 2007

zapperona

The name of a person's character who is intelligent, beautiful, badass and doesn't give a fuck if someone is an asshole. You'll commonly see yourself falling for zapperona's all over the place, and the name can be shortened to Zap or Zappu.

User 1:"wow, that zapperona is a great person!"
User 2:"she/he/they are a great person, huh?"

by IcyCrimson January 16, 2019

Zippers

They zip shit!

Person 1:Nooooooo, you have to wear a hoodie!
Person 2:Haha zippers go vvvvvvvvvvv.

by TastyIsVibing June 7, 2020

Zapper

A morning beating off session due to waking up with a boner.

I cranked out a zapper this morning because I didn't want to waste a good morning chub.

by thegreatombino July 23, 2020