this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.
Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking
Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking
Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING
by Fake nani May 26, 2021
Get the zi mingmug. Zi Feng is a word used to describe someone as Chinese, offensive and deadly. They will tend to carry some form of weapon with them too
Yo, is that a Zi Feng?
by oef_ July 8, 2019
Get the Zi Fengmug. Yang Zi is a beautiful name. This name occur most often in Asia, specifically in China. Yang Zi is alluring, attracting opposite sex. She always being brothers and best friends with her friends. For everyone surrounding, she being rated as Vitamin C for people. Her outer is entertaining, amusing but inside, she also is a sensitive girl. Anyway, she is a perfect human being
by purplechao1106 November 29, 2021
Get the Yang Zimug. the most sexiest man in the workd
by B!GDADDYCHILL October 24, 2023
Get the Zi Junmug. A good reliable friend, the kind you won't have troubles with. Gets along with friends well and is a absolute HUGE cat lover. Also, he doesn't give a damn about gossips and what other people says about him (kinda cool) When he's with his huge group of friends he can look kinda like this big boss there or like a big group of meanie. But honestly he's quite friendly and oso kind. Though he sucks a lot at ml and sports (e.g badminton & basketball) Says he doesn't like talk dirty with friends but tbh it doesn't feel true. He's either a super down to earth person or maybe... simply not.
by Suzkiiyohooo November 23, 2021
Get the Zi Hengmug. no.1 best friend material, a person who is very beautiful inside out, she can make any man's life a better place, and she's a very lovely person, someone who is kind and offers sum top tier hospitality, second only to a church nurse. She's caring and shows concern to u and u should treasure this person. she's hard to come by so treat her right.
by Babacaveman March 14, 2021
Get the zi mengmug. A Zi Hin is someone really rare. If you have one in your friend group, he/she definitely is the most caring and smartest of them all. He/She is also a person that would dare to do almost anything, no fear whatsoever. When it comes to his love ones, he/she is extremely protective, having him/her as a partner is the best thing that can ever happen to you. The opposite sex is easily attracted to a Zi Hin.
by Olivia Yi November 22, 2021
Get the Zi Hinmug.