Skip to main content

Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing
Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?
by Tipperdave November 12, 2025
mugGet the Festive yule log mug.

Yule log

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .
Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !
by Calabashmonty January 2, 2021
mugGet the Yule log mug.

Yulee

A place where nobody knows even exist. Full of crack heads and wanna be thugs. Yulee is right beside Jacksonville. Most people wear lots of camo and drive trucks and go muddin.
Girl: look they are wearing camo crocs.
Boy: they are probably from yulee
by Irockcamocrocs October 2, 2019
mugGet the Yulee mug.

yule

yule, you won't ever meet someone as pretty or themselves as a yule, she has undeniable swag that is matched by no one. her smile is no different from the morning sun, it brings only joy when you see it. her joyful personality will leave you thinking of her before you drift off to sleep. even when you look like a complete clown she looks past that and laughs it off with you making you feel well again. she also has a tendency to hit the whip and nae nae in the back of work.
yule is so great and pretty
by mydogsnameisgucci January 20, 2024
mugGet the yule mug.

Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.
-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.
by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Yule Log mug.

Yule

Yule is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess and a cute girlfriend. Yule is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Yule is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she will forgive you soon; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Yule, she's too valuable; the currency for Yule's are the Universe, and even those cant fully fulfill her true expense. Yule doesn't know how amazing she is, but she truly is the meaning of every possible definition and every unheard synonym of the word " perfection."
Guy #1: Dude, my eyes just fell out of my head, wtf

Guy#2: Oh, MAN, you just looked Yule in the eyes, NEVER look her in the eyes, shes too gorgeous!
by CallumPark November 22, 2021
mugGet the Yule mug.

yule

UGH.. he's such a yule!!! He tries to show off all the time!!
by shrektoes426 March 22, 2022
mugGet the yule mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email