"I farted." Of, or relating to the act of releasing flatus. Etymology: Shortened form of incorrect Spanish translation "Yo Gasto." Origin of word also influenced by the location of where it was coined, Barstow, CA. Developed in 1987 by two brothers, 16 and 18, during a family vacation. Shortly after a picnic lunch in Barstow, the elder brother underwent a farting and diarrhea fit, a la Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber. From then on, Barstow became Yogstow and Yogstow became a code word for farting. Word has only ever been used between the two founding brothers, until now.
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Get the Yoster Toaster mug.A South London teenager, usually no older than 15 years old, wears all black clothes such as nike tracksuits, hoodies and sometimes a scarf to be used as a mask, these adolescent fuck-holes do their very best to make London look like the shittest place on earth, using terms such as 'bruv, blud, fam, fuck the police' (the Police being the first people they call the moment the shit hits the fan) they think they are hard with their wild gorilla swings, 4 inch blades to match the size of their penises, and mob mentality. the only effective protection from 'yoots' is:
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Walking along the street, minding your own business, Suddenly, you are confronted by a group of 'yoots'
Yoot: "Oi bruv, where you goin fam, gimme your phone or i'm gonna jook(Stab) you up innit?"
Do you:
1) Attack the Aggressor
2) Give the Aggressor what he wants
3) Run from the Aggressor
If you chose 1, the rest of the group will likely scatter, or you may have to hit another
If you chose 2, they will likely want more, if you are female, there is a chance that you might be raped.
If you chose 3, the group will likely give chase, you should aim to get into public places, preferably one with a security guard, such as police stations or Banks.
Yoot: "Oi bruv, where you goin fam, gimme your phone or i'm gonna jook(Stab) you up innit?"
Do you:
1) Attack the Aggressor
2) Give the Aggressor what he wants
3) Run from the Aggressor
If you chose 1, the rest of the group will likely scatter, or you may have to hit another
If you chose 2, they will likely want more, if you are female, there is a chance that you might be raped.
If you chose 3, the group will likely give chase, you should aim to get into public places, preferably one with a security guard, such as police stations or Banks.
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Originally from the 1992 film; My Cousin Vinny" when Vincent Gambini, played by
Joe Pesci, proncouces "youth" as yoot, due to his heavy New York accent.
Originally from the 1992 film; My Cousin Vinny" when Vincent Gambini, played by
Joe Pesci, proncouces "youth" as yoot, due to his heavy New York accent.
Judge: “Did you say 'yoots'?”
Vinny: “Yeah, two yoots.”
Judge: “What is a 'yoot'?”
Vinny: “Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.”
Vinny: “Yeah, two yoots.”
Judge: “What is a 'yoot'?”
Vinny: “Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.”
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