mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

by Arven October 6, 2007

Ya Yeeticles

A phrase used when you are so happy, your testicles fall off from the excitement.

OMG I JUST GOT LAID, YA YEETICLES!

I'M SO EXCITED! YA YEETICLES!

HEAVEN IS LIVE ON TWITCH! YA YEETICLES!!

by HEYBROHOWUDOIN August 30, 2019

truck testicles

plastic or metal mock testicles in various colors,always attached to the rear hitch of a truck. You can be sure if the testicles are in the back, there is usually a penis in the front, driving.

truck testicles

by saledevo December 1, 2010

Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.

You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

EDP445's Testicles

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:

Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

Festicles

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)

by Josh.T May 13, 2008