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yestermer

Canadian term for yesterday when referring to a Wednesday in Oregon, OH
Yestermer we discussed some changes.
by midagegeek July 20, 2017
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Yeeter McSkeeter

Yo, Yeeter McSkeeter, did your wife get beatered?
by aseem February 28, 2019
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Yeeterus

A portmanteau of yeet and uterus.

A funny way of saying hysterectomy (surgical removal of the uterus) with or without removal of ovaries.

People have a yeeterus due to cancer, endometriosis, uncontrolled bleeding, gender affirmation surgery, etc.
Suzie had a yeeterus done yesterday.

Mike is fundraising to pay for a gender affirming yeeterus.

"I finally had a yeeterus done. I'm no longer in constant pain."
by Qisvon February 15, 2022
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happy yesterbirthday

This is said when you forgot to tell a person happy birthday, and only remember the day after.
Bill: I had a great birthday yesterday...
Fred: Shit! Happy Yesterbirthday!
Bill: Yeh...thanks.
by nFuriate May 10, 2008
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yesterfore

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.
Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.
by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007
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Yeeterson peterson

the use of yeeterson Peterson is when your friend tells you about his girlfriend and you are very confusion because he is ugly as shit and smells like curry and your wondering why he had a girl friend you look dazzled and say yeeterson Peterson unfortunately your friend was dumb enough to search this word up on urban dictionary and now he is depressed because he looks like shit and smells like curry, he says to your mum is yeeterson Peterson but there for he called his mum confusing and you agree and slap him in the head because he’s a politically incorrect idiot and now you have one less friend because he died if being to depressed. UgHGHghh yeeterson on my Peterson bitch face banana lookin kiddo thing !!!!
So like I got a girlfriend right haha

Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry

Yeah but she doesn’t care

Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan

Melvin I’m being serious

WHAT??

Yeah

yeeterson Peterson

I have depression now :(
by Joshua Nayler March 13, 2019
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yesterday

When someone tries to make their incompetence your problem by demanding the impossible. When asked when they need something done they respond with "yesterday." This response generally baffles the questioner because it is impossible, inconsiderate, annoying, pompous, and lame.
Bill: When do you need this project finished?
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*t a-hole.
by dalaillama April 15, 2010
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