When a cat starts to snuggle and you start to feel all warm, cuddly and loved, they suddenly hop away for no apparent reason, leaving you feeling cold and used.
by Crocro July 18, 2013
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This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.
This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.
This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him
by borisgg October 21, 2013
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She knit 12 pairs of socks this month AND bought more yarn because she is a total yarn junkie! Can't help herself!
by BeachBumKnitter September 13, 2017
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by QHatshepsut April 12, 2010
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Get the Yarn Balls mug.When you slap someone across the face with a large amount of yarn, usually made to form a cylinder shape. When yarn slapping you should aim for the chops but if you cant hit them there then aim for the temple
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