Yankee Denial

A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.

An average exchange:

Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"

Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"

Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"

Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."

Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"

Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"

Me - "Ugh..."

Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."

Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"

Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"

Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."

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by cjavysanchez13 October 16, 2011

yakelin

Yakelin is a loving shy caring woman can make you doubt your stand but supports what ever it is that you believe she is of a strong attitude but keeps it hidden when she loves you she stands up for you it is easy to love her has a defensive attitude you can allways count on her she is loyal loving and the most amazing girl. She might doubt herself at times but she needs to be told how great she is to take out her beauty she is loving and amazing you can fall in love with her but carful she is one of a kind and very protective

Hey no matter what she loves you for you not for the you you what to be.
Yakelinis loving and loyal at all times . , )

by Too lit to live March 15, 2017

Yankee Rose

An extremely attractive, American woman. So attractive that you star talking to a guitar.

Woah! She's beautiful! I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose.

by Jon December 7, 2004

Yankee Swap

It is a sexual act between two guys when one homie is sucking the other homie's dick, and then they swap where the guy that just received head is now sucking the other homie's balls.

Friend 1: "Bro you down for some Yankee Swap tonight?"
Friend 2: "Yea but only if I get to go first"

by lilnutzak69 January 26, 2021

Get Yanked

Started in South Florida's street racing scene in late in 2005. It is a Hand gesture started by the legendary Vinny, After you beat somebody at an event (Street Race) where the winner is determined by who crosses a set point first then you simple reach out put your palms together and rotate them in opposite directions at the wrist back and forth while yelling at your opponents "you got yanked faggot". after the said event, one gets a sense of fulfillment and stands tall and proud while watching the said losers walk, drive, run off your chosen field of destruction.

The mambers of the orginal Get Yanked Crew (GYC) proudly where the "2 hands" Get Yanked Logos on the rear windows of their cars.

Get Yanked Faggot!
or
You just Got Yanked!

by Erik Milian November 27, 2007

Yanely

A name given to a real down to earth girl that is very sweet, usually shy but once you get to know her she's a really open person. A really smart and modest person and cute in general.

Yanely is an awesome girl. I'm glad I met her. She definitely one of a kind.

by JR092 September 24, 2011

Yankee Fan

A person who dare not enter Boston without a flak jacket and a gun.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003