The comments that are found at the bottom of every article written by Yahoo Staff. In this section, you would expect to see feedback RELEVANT to the article that was intelligent and constructive. But like any comments section on any website these days, it is polluted by the usual suspects:
1. The Critic: The person who instead of critiquing the article, attacks the writer and their abilities. Comments like these are generally common towards Yahoo writer Chris Chase.
2. The Political Nut Job: These ones I hate the most. It is the guy/girl who turns an article that is completely unrelated to politics, and works up some conspiracy involving the article subject and one or more of the following: 9/11, George W. Bush, Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Tea Party, The Economy, Health care reform, Tax-Cuts,etc,etc...you get the idea
3. The Racist: Usually tries to associate the subject matter into some form of racism (Usually involving Obama too).
4. Spam: Close to 25% of Yahoo's comments anymore. Usually deal with date sites, crappy porno sites, etc.
5. The Illegible Writer: This one is just annoying as fuck. Someone who writes a comment which could have potential, but is marred by the god-awful grammar. And I'm not just talking about things like using "u" instead of you.
1. The Critic: The person who instead of critiquing the article, attacks the writer and their abilities. Comments like these are generally common towards Yahoo writer Chris Chase.
2. The Political Nut Job: These ones I hate the most. It is the guy/girl who turns an article that is completely unrelated to politics, and works up some conspiracy involving the article subject and one or more of the following: 9/11, George W. Bush, Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Tea Party, The Economy, Health care reform, Tax-Cuts,etc,etc...you get the idea
3. The Racist: Usually tries to associate the subject matter into some form of racism (Usually involving Obama too).
4. Spam: Close to 25% of Yahoo's comments anymore. Usually deal with date sites, crappy porno sites, etc.
5. The Illegible Writer: This one is just annoying as fuck. Someone who writes a comment which could have potential, but is marred by the god-awful grammar. And I'm not just talking about things like using "u" instead of you.
Some typical examples of Yahoo Comments:
1. The only thing worse than this economy is Yahoo's writers.
2. Well its very touching that the soldier was re-united with his wife, but it would've have happened if George Bush didn't send us to Iraq. He's the true criminal in all this! He staged 9/11 and planned for our economy to fail.
3. Yo man that's straight up racist man! Just another example of the white man keeping us down.
4. OMG I'm like 26 years old and hot, sexy, and single. I just met this guy through www.datenow.com VERY EASY to use and you will meet your soulmate within a click of your mouse!
5. liek i wuz ageein wit wut he sayd butt i beleeve that tacts cuts r gr8t 4 the economy
1. The only thing worse than this economy is Yahoo's writers.
2. Well its very touching that the soldier was re-united with his wife, but it would've have happened if George Bush didn't send us to Iraq. He's the true criminal in all this! He staged 9/11 and planned for our economy to fail.
3. Yo man that's straight up racist man! Just another example of the white man keeping us down.
4. OMG I'm like 26 years old and hot, sexy, and single. I just met this guy through www.datenow.com VERY EASY to use and you will meet your soulmate within a click of your mouse!
5. liek i wuz ageein wit wut he sayd butt i beleeve that tacts cuts r gr8t 4 the economy
by WackyJack December 10, 2010
Get the Yahoo Commentsmug. Pretty good and active site overall. Good place to burn time or troll. You CAN get good quality answers
FAMOUS SECTIONS:
Polls and Surveys (P&S): Jampacked place where braindead teens and preteens congregate and leave one-word answers. Dumbest section on the site which is why they don't give Top Contributor badges there.
Others-Cultures and Groups (OC&G): Place filled with closet-racists who got dumped by a chick of insert race here and go to Y/A to vent as well as Report Rats who get pissed off at the slight mention of race (even though they're in the race section). Most people whine about the racism but at the same time feed into the trolls. Lots of cloning too and mentally ill people who post repetitive questions.
LGBT: The most sensitive section out there. Lots of anti-gay trolls and "transgendered women" who go off when you call them transexuals or trans. Can't forget about the insecure ppl asking TOTAL STRANGERS whether THEMSELVES are gay or not
Politics: Tense place filled with over-sensitive losers who dehumanize each other based on politics beliefs. Also a lot of racists. Lots of self-righteous idiots.
Adolescent: Section designed for adults but filled with whiny teens asking if they're pregnant and other stupidness like wanting to have a baby despite never having a job or being in the 10th grade.
Gender Studies: Filled with annoying feminist lesbians and guys with tiny dicks who bash them to compensate for their demasculinization.
FAMOUS SECTIONS:
Polls and Surveys (P&S): Jampacked place where braindead teens and preteens congregate and leave one-word answers. Dumbest section on the site which is why they don't give Top Contributor badges there.
Others-Cultures and Groups (OC&G): Place filled with closet-racists who got dumped by a chick of insert race here and go to Y/A to vent as well as Report Rats who get pissed off at the slight mention of race (even though they're in the race section). Most people whine about the racism but at the same time feed into the trolls. Lots of cloning too and mentally ill people who post repetitive questions.
LGBT: The most sensitive section out there. Lots of anti-gay trolls and "transgendered women" who go off when you call them transexuals or trans. Can't forget about the insecure ppl asking TOTAL STRANGERS whether THEMSELVES are gay or not
Politics: Tense place filled with over-sensitive losers who dehumanize each other based on politics beliefs. Also a lot of racists. Lots of self-righteous idiots.
Adolescent: Section designed for adults but filled with whiny teens asking if they're pregnant and other stupidness like wanting to have a baby despite never having a job or being in the 10th grade.
Gender Studies: Filled with annoying feminist lesbians and guys with tiny dicks who bash them to compensate for their demasculinization.
Bob: Let's ask an innocent question about flowers on Yahoo Answers
Computer: Your question has been reported by the Yahoo! Community
Computer: Your question has been reported by the Yahoo! Community
by Anonymous Yahoo! User November 9, 2012
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Vanillaa: yeah meh tu I have the sam problem :((
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Prolife240: hahaha kill ur self stupid slut 😂 who raised u get out of here you are so stupid 😂
Cutiebae: it’s discharge calm down!
That’s yahoo answers for you...
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by Ryouu March 25, 2013
Get the yahoo answersmug. A website that people go on for one of the following reasons:
1. They need relationship/ medical advice
2. They are too much of a stupid fuck to use Google.
3. To troll various sections to piss the 35 year old's who live in their mom's basement
4. To go on Polls and Surveys to have social interactions with the no-life losers of the section.
1. They need relationship/ medical advice
2. They are too much of a stupid fuck to use Google.
3. To troll various sections to piss the 35 year old's who live in their mom's basement
4. To go on Polls and Surveys to have social interactions with the no-life losers of the section.
EL OH EL! I'm going to R&S to ask a question about seeing Jesus in my pancake and burning it! Can't wait for the Holy rollers to freak!
I have 12 warts on my vagina! No way should I be sensible and see a doctor, I have Yahoo Answers!!!!
I truly love all of my "contacts" that I talk to on Formspring and message!!!!!!
*sarcasm*
I have 12 warts on my vagina! No way should I be sensible and see a doctor, I have Yahoo Answers!!!!
I truly love all of my "contacts" that I talk to on Formspring and message!!!!!!
*sarcasm*
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by the buddy of pool August 3, 2005
Get the yahoo poolmug. The place with the real worst moderation system, really the suspend-happy moderators and no real customer support.
User: *Asking question* Why can't sperm whales walk on land?
Moderator: Automated Violation Notice Email: Your question has been deleted for sexually explicit content. Your account has been suspended from Yahoo Answers.
User: *sending counter notice* Sperm whales are a species of whales. There was no explicit sex or suggestive material.
Moderation system: Automated Email: *ignoring what User stated* Your account was suspended for sexually explicit content. Neither your question nor your account will be reinstated. If you try to give us any further explanation we will delete your email as well.
Moderator: Automated Violation Notice Email: Your question has been deleted for sexually explicit content. Your account has been suspended from Yahoo Answers.
User: *sending counter notice* Sperm whales are a species of whales. There was no explicit sex or suggestive material.
Moderation system: Automated Email: *ignoring what User stated* Your account was suspended for sexually explicit content. Neither your question nor your account will be reinstated. If you try to give us any further explanation we will delete your email as well.
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