Youth Group Theory

theory that boy who doesn't fit in at school becomes the douchey guy who thinks he runs the place in the Youth Group

The kid who won't shut up in Sunday School rarely speaks at school according to the Youth Group Theory.

by gary97 May 5, 2015

youth group

A group of teens and/or preteens who get together, usually in a church to discuss God and matters of life. they are usually taught by priests / ministers who play fun little games with them while at the same time really indoctrinating (brainwashing) them to the values fo their religion, i.e. chastity, abstinence, chastity some more, purity. They usually have a general focus on "saving oneself" - trying to convince the teens not to have sex.

Hey, are you going to youth group tonight?

No, I think they are talking about chastity again.

What, you don't believe in chastity?

( Discussion ensues )

by DanBeresh! November 9, 2006

Youth and Tear Gas

A Omaha, Nebraska based hardcore street punk band with songs that bring attention to issues such as globalization, racism, America's opressive use of power and many other issues.

Youth and Tear Gas

by nebraskahardcore July 20, 2009

youth group

an absolutely amazing band that's with epitaph records, but doesn't really belong there, but oh well they make my Life

Kid 1: Wow there is absolutely no music to which I am able to listen without having serious convulsions of pain.
Kid 2: Listen to Youth Group.
Kid 1: Wow my life is amazing now.

by ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 30, 2005

Youth Group

Youth Group is a pop rock band from Sydney, Australia, formed in the late nineties by school friends Danny Allen, Paul Murphy, Toby Martin and Andy Cassell. Their songs sounds pure and amazing, however it's the lyrics that separate them from comparable bands. This is what music should sound like.

1). Youth Group = Coldplay + Death Cab - Overrated Hype.

2).
A: Man those teen pop, mainstream rock and fake indie are making me sick.
B: Go listen to Youth Group's Casino Twilight Dogs.

by saint_nicotine November 6, 2008

youth group

v. to tell your/your boy/girlfriend's parents that you are going to a spiritually educational class at your church when in reality, you are skipping to do unholy deeds at church.

me and my girl went youth grouping last sunday, it was amazing!

by youthgrouper November 11, 2006

Youth 2000

An organisation of catholic youth groups worldwide that maintain and organise a variety of events ranging from weekly prayer gorups to workshops, retreats and festivals. It Is a great way to meet new people, enjoy all the activities and music, and get closer to the catholic faith.

Rachel: Hey, Phil? Wheres the closest Youth 2000 group?
Phil: theres one in Belfast Rachel!

by some irish bloke July 7, 2010