xander crews

Killface's nemesis in the Adult Swim cartoon Frisky Dingo.

Also Awesome X and Barnabee Jones' alter ego

Xander Crews: My penis fills an entire tall boy!

by All that is May 19, 2007

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Xander

Short for Alexander, Xander is a name that comes from the latin word megacockis. A Xander's penis ranges from 7 inches to 9 inches long. Most people don't know that a Xander is secretly a wizard.

"Have you seen that guys penis?"

"No, why?"

"He must be a Xander, its at least 7.5 inches long!"

by CircleJerk1224 May 11, 2013

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A Character on WB/UPN's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" is uasually the comic relief or the one Buffy has to rescue. Once referred as "Demon Magnet". He usually wears causal clothes and when he was at Sunnydale High, used to skateboard a bit.

Is a playable character on the "Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds" video game and appeared in many "Buffy" novels and episodes.

You: watching a episode "God, Xander Harris always get the demon mangets."
Me: "Well there was Ms French, who was a Praying Mantis, Anya Jenkins who used to be Anyanka a Wish Demon, but how do I classify 'highschool' Cordy?"
You: *snicker* "In the "bitch" section!"

by Lisa Parnell December 29, 2007

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Xander is a wacky guy that can make whole crowds of people laugh! He is hilarious and and everyone enjoys his company, even if they won’t admit it. Xander can also be serious when the situation calls for it. He can brighten your day of help you out. Xander is a great guy!!!

Xander is awesome

by Xagrono povicidus September 27, 2018

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xanhead

prounced "zanhead", a xanhead is a person who takes copious amounts of the prescription drug Xanax regularly. The result being a highly content and laid back individual with no cares, stresses, or fear whatsoever. When zanned, the user feels totally at ease and in control in all situations. due to this relaxed and aloof attitude, things usually tend to go well for users, especially regarding interacting with women. any anything that would normally make you anxious becomes umimportant. this chilled out persona backfires when the xanhead then does 13 shots and blacking out because they just felt so at ease the whole time.

Anyway, while this may seem like an enjoyable lifestyle for many drug and party enthusiasts, this path quickly becomes detrimental (like most drugs, of course). After a while, xanheads become quite detached from the true nature of reality, as they become more and more indifferent about the responsibilities of real life. Xanax is highly enjoyable but i believe that it (like most prescription drugs), is inadvisable to use too regularly.

sincerely,

a Xanhead

*you're looking at your crush from across the room at a party. you've secretly had a thing for her for months, but had barely had the courage to approach her. staring, wanting badly to approach her but feeling scared. luckily, you have a bar (xanax) in your pocket, so you quickly put it under your tongue and then, miraculously, you stroll right over to her with a half smile on your face and a confident and carefree look in your eye. the next morning, you wake up in the girl's bed piecing what happened last night. and hence, a xanhead is born.

by wbwribrufhpw March 28, 2015

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