Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

by Khozo September 23, 2010

Wonderlicious

With holding the quality of greatness, a wise woman of substance who is uniquely awesome and humbly knows it.

This bunch of women weren't just ordinary, smart or merely great; they were Wonderlicious.

by Wonderlicious women October 5, 2016

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

Stevie Wondering it

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

by Cold pop September 15, 2018

wandering

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.

friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"

by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016

Wunderlich

kick ass last name, it stands for itself. i leave you to wonder and create humorous situations about the the way its pronounced and the fact that it is someones last name

Wunderlich (pronounced: Wonder-lick)

Guy: is... your last name Wunderlich?
Wunderlich: why yes, yes it is
Guy: i just came in my pants
Wunderlich: naturally

by Daniel Wunderlich October 13, 2008

5 Minutes in Wonderland

A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.

Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.

by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011