tyrannosaurus wrecked

A phrase describing one's extreme intoxication

Guy 1: oh man, you really loved those jaeger bombs last night...
Guy 2: yeah, i was tyrannosaurus wrecked!

by fatcat2040 March 23, 2008

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train wreck

a total fucking disaster ...the kind that makes you want to shake your head.

The people at the party were so wack...it was a train wreck.

by 4 June 14, 2004

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wrecklamation project

Its all in the spelling. When a team takes a flyer out on a player so washed up it can't help but end in disaster.

Glenn: I can't believe the Yankees signed Mark Prior this year. He hasn't played in the majors in like 5 years.

Jeff: Yeah, he's the textbook definition of a wrecklamation project.

by yes2research March 15, 2011

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wreckbarred

A state of ridiculous drunkenness where you're acting a fool, bordering black out town, and hooking-up with people using terrible judgment.

I don't remember bull-rushing you last night, I was definitely wreckbarred.

by staceyboss September 29, 2007

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wrecked wagon

A girl with an unattractive face, yet sporting a phatty on the back side.

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Nigga 1: Ya know that bitch Monica with that phat ass?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah but her face looking like it came out dat ass
Nigga 1: Absolutely, Shes a WRECKED WAGON.

by LowKeyVapes June 19, 2016

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