Withered

Getting head from the same woman 3 times in a night.

That girl was such a whore, she withered me so hard.

by CarlosThyCrab February 2, 2022

Withered freddy

The pre-fnaf 1 variant of Freddy fazbear, was used to make you freddy

Guy 1: did you hear night 2? Guy 2: no, withered Freddy got me

by Urnevergonnagivemeup December 5, 2022

Weatheredging

When the sky is cloudy,gray,and looking like it'll rain,but either never does or finally does after what feels like hours of anxiety.

Tyler: "Ugh,why can't it just rain already? I'm getting sick of the Weatheredging."
Aaron: "Tyler,what the fuck?"

by Lazthedictionist July 22, 2024

Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

a Withered Man

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc

a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl

by Reid0 September 30, 2010

well weathered whore

A ho with experience and it shows in her appearance and in her performance, who knows how to take the abuse and dish it out just the same.

Bryan isn't looking for just any old slut, he likes a well weathered whore that knows what the deal is.

by Kunthuffer November 9, 2017

Under-weathered

Past tense of being under the weather.

He was quite under-weathered for a couple of years after he lost his wife.

by ptyinssndksbrbra October 11, 2022