world cup 2006 

A football tournament that will be won by none other than The Netherlands even though the Germans fixed the draw and drew themselves into the easiest group ever.

Brazil can kiss my ass

Holland World Cup 2006 Winners!!!!

world cup 2006 by ya rly July 30, 2006

World Cup Widows

During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.

Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."

World Cup Widows by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014

world cup girl 

A world cup girl is a female that claims she watches and loves football only when it’s during the world cup, then goes back to her daily life post world cup. Then the cycle repeats.

“I love Neymar Jr, he’s the best football player ever!”

“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”

“No! I watch football all the time.”

“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”

“…”

“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”

world cup girl by N00N13 February 10, 2023

post world cup depression 

an illness characterized by not knowing what to do with oneself (or one's vuvuzela) now that the FIFA world cup is over. additional symptoms include glazed eyes, a general feeling of listlessness, loss of appetite, and a tendency to watch terrible television to compensate for the end of the world cup.

I caught Tom watching the Tour de France in an effort to fill the void of world cup soccer. He's got post world cup depression real bad.

I tried to funnel with my vuvuzela but it's just not the same anymore.

post world cup depression by waaaagh July 17, 2010

The World Cup 

The FIFA World Cup, often simply called the World Cup, is an international association football competition contested by the senior men's national teams of the members of Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), the sport's global governing body. The championship has been awarded every four years since the inaugural tournament in 1930, except in 1942 and 1946 when it was not held because of the Second World War.

The World Cup is the most widely viewed and followed sporting event in the world, exceeding even the Olympic Games; the cumulative audience of all matches of the 2006 FIFA World Cup was estimated to be 26.29 billion with an estimated 715.1 million people watching the final match, a ninth of the entire population of the planet.

The World Cup by The Centurion October 15, 2014

The Great World Cup 

When several people from different countries and ethnicity’s (more than 10 required) all come together to deficate into a large goblet or cup, whereupon the winner is decided by whomever swan dives into the goblet eating their way out of it and surviving.

Remember when you said I wouldn’t amount tho anything mom, well guess who just won The Great World Cup

The Great World Cup by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

2014 brazil world cup 

The World Cup Brazil. Brazil lost sums it up..

Dude: Brazil lost.
Dude 2: I know right dude.
Dude: I'm with the 2014 Brazil World Cup!

2014 brazil world cup by Unan July 9, 2014