Woofmacht

A person who is a total megalomaniac, a absolute power-hungry bastard who cares about no one but themselves. A Woofmacht will use you for their own selfish gain and ditch you at the first chance. A woofmacht is such a terrible person that the Editors of Urban Dictionary keep denying the definition.

Person 1: "Woah that person just tried to steal someones hard work and effort and completely backstabbed everyone around them, I wonder why?”
Person 2: "They are likely a Woofmacht.”

by SomeoneInTheShadows March 26, 2020

The Woodford

A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name Woodford, struck the pose and it was immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.

Wanting to impress friends when a photo is being taken at a crowded bar, Ben struck The Woodford, much to the joy if onlookers.

by Not_jess...promise April 12, 2012

Woolf Pack

A group of raw ppl that luv Sam Woolf
(Also known as 'The Bacon Gang')

Sam Woolf leads da Woolf Pack am I right

by Samuel Woolf April 17, 2014

hairy woof

A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.

I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.

I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!

by choochie January 4, 2008

Woofu

Often designating the best of the dogs. The leader of dog kingdom that is considered the most brave, courageous and heroic of all woofs.

Cats and dogs fighting...
Random cat: "Look, our leader Miaow is being stopped by a woof!"
Another cat: " Oh no, he's too good of a woof for Miaow... He is Woofu!"
Proceed to retreat.

by Tonton314 February 15, 2018

Woofing-cough

Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...

What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough

by DLPrincess May 26, 2018

woofling

To throw a boiling kettle at someone

I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.

by xRc7 July 22, 2021