wood kill

anything that can ruin a boner/hard on/erection

So, you're at this hot and sexy beach bikini contest... then a girl starts puking... total wood kill!

by Soulja Girl Tell 'Em March 5, 2009

Woodbury Middle School

One of the worst schools to exist. The only middle school in salem. Has three principals just to be a force

Wow, you live in salem? That sucks now you have to go to Woodbury Middle School. Did you hear Adam Sbai holds the schoolwide suspension record?

by spell drown backwards April 11, 2019

will wood and the tapeworms

(gay) rock jazz, that's how i like to describe it.... anyways go stream the normal album and stop being weird to will ohmygod

hey, have you ever heard of will wood and the tapeworms? they're an underrated band and they're very talented!!!

by cotard March 26, 2021

Woodbridge Middle School

Hell... worse place on earth, full of ghetto ass bitches and lots of thots that decide to walk like they have scoliosis, pretty sure we’re gonna get shot up and don’t EVER go here.

Woodbridge middle school sucks ass

by Thattttttbitchhhh May 23, 2019

Damp Wood

A semi-boner.
Not 100% soft, but not 100% hard.
Can be anywhere in between those values

Person 1 - Hey, that girl was actually pretty hot.
Person 2 - Yeah. She gave me damp wood.

by tmh3 July 23, 2009

Woody got Wood

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

by Mr canal April 12, 2019

afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009