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Wonderbreading

"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.

Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.
by Lance LaBar May 18, 2006
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Wonder Bread That Ho

Placing a piece of white bread on top of a butter face to avoid looking at them during sex. This thus butters the bread.

Warning: create holes for nose and mouth in bread to avoid suffocation.
Jermaine: Dude...butter face...you gonna hit that?
Antwan: Yeah...But I'mma wonder bread that ho

Janice: girl...you know he's a butter face for real
Elise: it's good. He got money. I can always wonder bread that ho...mm...hmm...
by Jin da MC Killa March 8, 2010
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wonder bread

a. a white person

b. any other person who acts white
pasty-Wow sure is nice weather we're having
Gangster-Shut up wonder bread, or I'll toast yo white ass!
pasty-...
by roarybubbs911 March 29, 2010
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wanderread

(verb): To aimlessly ramble about a bookstore or library and read items that catch your eye
John said he was going to Borders to wanderread for a bit.
by Till Feste January 5, 2009
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Wonder Bread

a slang term for a white person. kind of like 'NIGGA', it is used by white people as nigga is for black peeps.
dude one: hey wonder bread
dude two: what ho?.. haha
dude one: haha wats up
by jake kosorok October 16, 2006
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wondabread

A white person, typically used in a derogatory manner.
2 black girls at a movie:

Girl 1: Look at that wondabread on the screen.

Girl 2: Shhh! There are white people in here!

Girl 1: I don't care. Fuck their wondabread asses!
by NYer December 10, 2007
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wonderbrax

"Did you see what wonder gay short ass was wearing today"
"Tbh with you i don't even care" wonderbrax is gay
by ThebestUnknown January 30, 2018
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