Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:

So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.

by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014

Worcation

When you are working out of town, in some place fun. This results in working in the morning and vacationing in the evening. AKA Working, but on vacation from the office.

I just spent a week in Las Vegas for the SEMA show. I celebrated with several beers at night, overall it was a good worcation.

by Uncle ISH March 29, 2009

wancar

Derived From "Wide Antisocial and Noxious CAR" (i.e., WANCar), being any of the larger 4x4 cars, particularly when used in an urban setting. The driver of such a vehicle is a "wancar driver"

There's a blooming Wancar holding up the traffic, what a surprise.

by dudock May 25, 2012

Willy Wonka

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.

"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"

by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Willy Wonka Special

It is a Sex move whereby one is analy f**ked and then given a blow-job.

(What makes it special is after anal sex and oral sex one gets to ejaculate on the face or in the mouth of the person giving the oral sex)

Jill : Are you getting laid tonight?
Jack : Yes bro, I'm getting the willy wonka special

by Fredey kruger August 19, 2017

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

Wancan

The Wancan berries are a form of berries. They are incredibly powerful and look like a pacifier. Pilqis became Pilqis by eating a large sum of Wancan berries. This is part of the PCU, or Pilqis Canonical Universe. These are also berries availble in Pokemon, however are not as powerful as in the Pilqis Canonical Universe, where Seymour Green and Pilqis consume them frequently and become incredibly powerful as such. Some images depict buff Caterpies and Magikarps that are quite nightmarish consuming Wancan Berries and defeating many opponents. The Wancan berry is the item held by all members of Pilqis's Blissey Sweep Team.

Wancan Berries are optimized. My barber dawg eats them.

by pokisimp4000 May 10, 2021