Wolverine

Similar to a Crackhead, tweaker, or spastic. Annoying while inebriated.

Richard is a straight-up wolverine and he's out of the group.

by Drizzy.Chlo August 3, 2018

wolverines

An overused high-school sports team name.

Let's call our team the 'Wolverines'!!!

by Treg November 16, 2003

Wolverine

(Slang term)

To be a "wolverine" or accuse an individual of "wolverineing", the individual must partake in many seperate activities or be in several places at once.

This turn of phrase is attributed to the Marvel Comics character "Wolverine, who has been a member of The Avengers, New Avengers, X-Men and X-Force teams among others, often simultaneously.

"You're going to three different parties tonight? Don't be a wolverine!"

by Ol' Caknucklehead. January 28, 2012

Wolverine

A guy must first shave his pubes then place them in a small container to be used for later. While doing doggy-style pull out just before ejaculation, spit on the girls back to mislead them into thinking you nutted on their back. When they turn around to look at you you nut in their face and then throw the pubes in her face and scream "WOLVERINE BITCH!!!!!"

I'm going to wolverine you if you don't shut the hell up.

by WolverineKing March 10, 2009

the wolverine

to stick a sharp object up the womans vagina

i pulled the wolverine on yo mama last night

by b jaff May 30, 2006

Wolverine

The wolverine is a sex position that involves two men sucking on each others balls and pinching the others nipples at the same time.

Forget giving me oral. Let's go back to your place and do it wolverine style.

by Bruce Saphire September 24, 2006

Wolverine

Getting smacked in the face with three dildos during sexual intercourse while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio.
or
When a Mormon or Jehovah's witness comes to the door and you answer it with a handful of jizz and style their hair in the style of Wolverine's while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio and wearing slippers.

She got a wolverine mic check last night.
I totally pulled a wolverine on the elder before almost converting to Mormonism while wearing a new pair of slippers.

by Talk of the Tavern.com July 31, 2017