A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.
Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
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Get the WolfGang mug.The act of adopting a german accent and becoming your alter-ego Hans whilst a friend does the same and becomes Wolfgang. Sometimes misconstrued by strangers but perfectly acceptable.
John- What were you and Dan doing yesterday in you room?
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Fred- We were just having a Hans and Wolfgang moment.
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I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
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