A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.
Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
by Eszett January 31, 2005
Get the Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons IImug. 
by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021
Get the Wolfgangmug. What a sexy beast he is
by WOLFARMY June 16, 2021
Get the WOLFGANGmug. The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end
by GangTatted June 23, 2022
Get the wolfgang's elapsemug. A group of the funniest coolest kids you will ever meet and gets all the girls Has many friends but don’t make them mad.
by Djdtydtgr May 8, 2018
Get the WolfGangmug. Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free
I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.
by Smackislife January 9, 2024
Get the The Wolfgang puckmug.