Wordle Fetish

When someone completes the Wordle quickly, usually within four tries, another person finds it incredibly
attractive. This usually leads to sexual activities upon completion of the Wordle.

You have such a wordle fetish.

by xobiwan January 30, 2022

Waddlecow

A large, fat woman who often smells of fish and cheap perfume due to her inability to properly wash herself and her use of in expensive scents to cover up the odors. Often goes through cycles of over eating and dieting with little results. A female hippopotogut.

Trying to get around the waddlecow on the stairs proved to be a fruitless exercise. Instead I was stuck behind her as she slowly lumbered up the stairs. Despite being up wind of her, her odor was near lethal.

by Budsperson August 3, 2010

Waddlefaddle

Unstable, very manipulable. Also can be used to describe a squishy texture.

Since he fell in love, he's been such an emotional waddlefaddle.

by Duxducis June 14, 2014

Waddle Job

To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.

Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015

Waddle-trot

Extremely obese person attempting to move quickly!

As steven was in full waddle-trot he sliped and fell on the way to the buffet line.

by Wulffman December 24, 2010

woodle

the most immature way to refer to a penis

boys make weewees from their woodle

by 2 camels in a tiny car December 15, 2010

widdle

baby speak mispronunciation of little.

Is your widdle tum-tum all full up then?

by wildilocks January 2, 2006