The type of piss someone takes after holding it in for hours, and failing to find a bathroom until right before they piss their pants. It's cosidered a miracle because that's the ony way to describe how that person could've made it to the restroom.
Anouncer: He's at the 40!! The 50!! Wait, where's he going? Folks it seems as if he's headed for the port-a-potties!! Wow!! Mid game, he must be going for a miracle wizz!!
by Xero _ Manifest December 2, 2010
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by Vinny poh April 14, 2022
Get the Tech Wizz mug.a)An expression used when impressed, overwhelmed, shocked. Similar to "wow!" and "Oh golly-gosh!". Usually followed by an exclamation mark (!).
b) The urine of a gangster.
b) The urine of a gangster.
a)
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"
b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"
b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.
by The Tangoman October 24, 2004
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by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017
Get the dick wizz mug.1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm
3. matrimony of urine and sperm
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
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Get the izz wizz mug.when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.
by Martin Payne February 3, 2008
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