An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.
Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.
by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019
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In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
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Witchin' <wich-in> (Is also said: "Witching")
Can be used as an adjective, interjection or verb, Etc.
1) To describe a good time.
2) Something or someone virtuous, righteous, excellent or awesome.
Witchin' is used to describe something positive.
The expression is believed to have originated in Montreal, Canada. It is mostly used by Punks (Especially the ones who listen to Metal; especially NWOBHM).
Can be used as an adjective, interjection or verb, Etc.
1) To describe a good time.
2) Something or someone virtuous, righteous, excellent or awesome.
Witchin' is used to describe something positive.
The expression is believed to have originated in Montreal, Canada. It is mostly used by Punks (Especially the ones who listen to Metal; especially NWOBHM).
What a Witchin' day for a picnic.
We'll have a Witchin' time at the lake!
That guy's Witchin' hot! (Good-looking)
Oh, we were just Witchin' around.
You like my Venom T-shirt?
It's Witchin', dude!
We'll have a Witchin' time at the lake!
That guy's Witchin' hot! (Good-looking)
Oh, we were just Witchin' around.
You like my Venom T-shirt?
It's Witchin', dude!
by Tomb Baby blog September 26, 2010
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by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004
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Get the The witches kiss mug.(n.) A time when almost nobody has any reason to be out. These times usually occur at night, but may happen at any time, depending on the day. It's like the doldrums of the day.
Examples of witching hours include:
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)
3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)
3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)
by sundayssuck June 10, 2009
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