The "Hitler Wiped his Ass" Fallacy is a logical fallacy which states that criticisms cannot be made by comparing the subject to another thing because said thing had common traits as well.
Person of Reason: Being anti-semetic makes you like Hitler
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper
by GreenTeaMoxie January 23, 2022
Get the Hitler Wiped his Assmug. An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.
The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.
by benthere March 8, 2008
Get the ass-wipe sellermug. when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.
uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh...........plop. "shit, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough ass wipe."
by ispeaktruth99 June 7, 2009
Get the rough ass wipemug. When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.
Examples of a status ass-wipe:
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
by Jane Mc July 20, 2009
Get the status ass-wipemug. The orange ass-wipe, also known by his scientific name, as Donald Trump. Famous for being the biggest douchebag around planet earth, of even the universe, with having found an IQ, below -100000! The orange ass-wipe is also known to have a weakness amongst Mexicans, one of the most harmless living beings on earth, with a caring tone!
Person 1: Ugh! The orange ass-wipe is back on tv.
Person 2: You for real?! Imagine if he were a white ass-wipe
Person 3: Yeah! He’d be more pleasant indeed
Person 2: You for real?! Imagine if he were a white ass-wipe
Person 3: Yeah! He’d be more pleasant indeed
by mistake.exe April 14, 2020
Get the Orange Ass-Wipemug. by poohbar January 24, 2010
Get the dirty ass-wipemug. by JustinGardener October 1, 2017
Get the lanky ass wipemug.