When a female ejaculates on ones face and proceeds to squeegee said ejaculate off of said face with her vaginal lips in a windshield-wiper motion.
Bro #1 " so I was eating this chick out last night and my face got all bloody. Thank god she gave me the Irish windex!"
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."
Bro #2 " awwww man I need me a good old Irish windex soon."
by Supermctwist9000 January 11, 2018
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by BIG WIDEX| February 09, 2021
Sarah is a real fucking cunt, stupid fucking windex guzzler 1+1=3 Neanderthal brained nematode bitch probably can't remove her head from her own asshole.
by Paichni December 20, 2021
When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly
by Adbraham hitler June 05, 2018
The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.
So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!
Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.
Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.
by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 03, 2012
by WindexEater1001 January 17, 2024